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|Michelle Ben on Facebook. And no Jesus isn't talking to that bird. Dr Doolittle he aint.|
*a bit of gossip for you there.
So I did what any of you would of done, I started talking to her with the aim of seeing if she really was a Nurse let alone an American one. Having run a few names past my fellow American lady to see if they were recognisable I went ahead thinking the person claiming to be Michelle Ben would at least Google the names or facts or locations. But oh no.... Even Terrorist Extortionists put too much faith in this and seem to be believe every fact I produce. Before we start I just want to apologise if I do offend you - this is not my intent - and I do not mean to make light of any heinous crimes they committed it was purely to test whether they were American or were even googling what I was saying. Well you will see...
Also I would like to point out that my Dad is fine. I did lose him in Miniland when I was 10 but the kind people gave me a balloon or something and reunited me shortly after. I remember getting lost in the Tank Museum and getting a free poster. There's a lesson here kids; get lost.
Anyway back to this muppet who you will quickly gather cannot be a Nurse and is unlikely to be from the US.
Firstly it is 7:10pm. Britian's Got Talent is on. For those of you unfamiliar with the format some talented people and some not so talented people that no one has been nice enough to tell them so perform in front of David Williams (a fantastic comedian and author), Simon Cowell (the man responsable for slitting the musical throat of our great nation and drinking its blood), Alisha Dixon (she won Strictly Come Dancing I think and once had a song that was in the top 10) and a blonde woman whose name escapes me but she was in Shrek the Musical for few weeks. As you might infer I have no time for this which I was I answered her.
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|I said Who are you? not How are you...|
My real name is the same as my website, YouTube channel and Facebook and believe me, I am the only Matt Streuli. Go on, have a look. See? So what is my real name? Well, lets pick a convicted child murderer to see if she will google it...
And proof she/he has not bothered to google my name... I'm not a pervert or a stalker but even I do that... But she has visited my profile to see my hometown is Slough. Perhaps it is becuase I live in Slough, but if I was to visit the UK I would go to one of our fantastic cities: Edinburgh, Cardiff, Manchester, London or Belfast. Not the shit hole called Slough...
Note 3: Slough is not near Manchester Airport. It is near Heathrow. They are 3hours apart by car.
And kids, if you only take one lesson from today it is getting lost gets you free things. If you can take two lessons, then also take that you "only like to treat people good".
Note: Ian Brady would be hungry. He is on hunger strike in a mental health ward still serving his life in prison term. Again, I do not wish to cause offence but I would of thought she would of googled the names by now and blocked me... on we go...
Hardworking? Yes that describes me.... *cough*
And yes Digging. She's not getting it is she/he/it?
Perhaps I'll try someone more infamous...
How many Kid do you have? well the correct answer is zero. I have no goats.
I'm still giggling at my reply. Do you think she's beginning to see I'm not taking this seriously?
And if you don't know what Effluent means you would google it surely? And realise a sewage plant is not really a tourist attraction. Maybe it is to her? Maybe she specialises in rectal exams ?
I'd like to point out that to my knowledge there was never a picture of Mr Harris being danced around in Slough but weirder things have happened.
Myra has been quiet of late. Perhaps due to her death 12 years ago.
Note: Mason Jar from the bottom. if you do not get the reference consider yourself lucky.
Do you like my method of telling her I was going to the toilet?
That's a sentence you'd never thought you'd read.
Please do share this if it made you smile if not please do email MichelleBen32@yahoo.com and I am sure she will talk to you about her plans to visit the giant picture of Ant and Dec.
Remember to be good to the Hut People and only be good to people.